Pop Will Eat Itself - I Was A Teenage Grandad lyrics

My flatmate told me, said that you'd rung While I was out celebrating being young And I was thinking while I was drinking, I'd like to think I'm an adventurous chicken... I never know when the night has ended I'm more stupid than God intended! Instead of listening to the don't's, I just do It's true! It's true! And it's true... I'm not through yet! I wish I was teenage, yeah Instead I am your grandad And I wish I was teenage, yeah Instead I am, I am, I am your grandad I thought when I reached 27 I'd be either in hell or heaven Had a heart attack and went epileptic Almost prophetic as it was pathetic I looked grim, shook the cold hand of panic Said "Have a nice d**h" but I'm no Titanic And now I'm riding like the Headless Horseman, On the run! On the run! On the run! On the run, yeah! I wish I was teenage, yeah Instead I am your grandad And I wish I was teenage, yeah Instead I am, I am, I am your grandad Living like a teenage grandad, looking rahter sad My way is to be way out there Living like a teenage grandad, looking rather sad My way isn't your way out... Way out! I never know when the night has ended Man, I'm more stupid than God intended And ow I'm riding like the Headless Horseman On the run! On the run! On the run! On the run, yeah! I wish I was teenage, yeah Instead I am your grandad And I wish I was teenage, yeah Instead I am, I am, I am your grandad Living like a teenage grandad, looking rahter sad My way is to be way out there Living like a teenage grandad, looking rather sad My way isn't your way out... Way out!