Poon Patrol - Drake & Josh Season 5 lyrics
[Intro] Are you the CEO of Nickelodeon? How the sh** did you get in here? Shut the f** up real quick, I have a pitch for the new season of Drake & Josh [Verse 1] Drake & Josh Season 5 God damn it's good to be alive Episode 1, Drake is countin' cash Josh is smokin' on that hash All of a sudden, Megan bursts through the door Her character is replaced by a 30 year old who*e It came to their shock that she didn't even knock Here Drake, hold on this blunt God damn Josh, I hate this c*nt Megan whispers something into Drake's ear It's something that he wished he'd never hear Megan said Josh called her mom a s*ut He walked in with two thumbs in her bu*t Drake is pissed, very very pissed Drake swings at Josh and then he missed Drake pins him on the ground or so it seems He looks at Josh, and then he screams 'I'm gonna stick my thumb in your eye' And then he says 'You're not my real bro, time to die!' [Chorus] Drake & Josh havin' a good time They're gonna change the world, they're gonna get the girl They're gonna feed the squirrel Drake & Josh havin' a fine time They're gonna change the world, they're gonna get the girl They're gonna go insane [Verse 2] Drake & Josh Season 5 God damn it's good to be alive Episode 2, Josh is takin' a poo Drake walks in 'Hey bro, what it do?' Josh is still pissed about Drake kicking his a** So he rips a turd right out of his a** Josh flings his sh** into Drake's face It hit Drake's mouth and he gets a taste Drake is pissed and he has to get even He puts his hand in his a** to get even Drake rips out a real big turd He sticks it in his mouth, how absurd Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating sh** Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating sh** Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating sh** [Chorus] [Verse 3] Drake & Josh Season 5 God damn, it's good to be alive Episode 3, do you wanna hang with me? Drake you're gonna love what you're about to see Drake is supposed to meet him behind the house On the way there he sees a mouse When he opens that door he gets a surprise Hello Drake, welcome to your life's demise Yard is on fire and he hears Megan's screams This is darker than Drake's wildest dreams He whips a pistol from between his a** cheeks And he obliterates fat Josh before he speaks The ground gives way beneath his feet And Drake would fall to his d**h that he'd meet I saw it all happen, it was nuts I saw them fling the sh** out of their bu*ts I was the mouse on the way behind the house My name is Rattatouie and I want you to know Drake & Josh is my least favorite show Those motherf**ers just had to go [Chorus] x 3