Poon Patrol - The Apollo 13 of Getting Blasted lyrics

[Verse 1] Started smoking this blunt when I came out of the womb And I'll stop smoking this blunt when I lay down in my tomb Not saying I smoke marijuana that often Just bury me inside a Bob Marley coffin Hold up, real quick let me hit this blunt Oh f**, I'm coughing I'm really really coughing [Chorus] The government don't know I exist I smoke my birth certificates Mom, dad, we had a good time while it lasted But it's time for me to get blasted The f** out of my mind, mind The f** out of my mind [Verse 2] Hey mom, shut the f** up real quick While I take a hit out of this sick bong rip Do you remember all the times when I used to pee the bed? Now I can't get the gosh darn weed out my head It takes about 30 minutes to get between your hips But only about 2 seconds to light this blunt between my lips [Chorus] x2 Hey man, check out this dope sh**