Poodle Dior - Wet Willie lyrics

{Verse} I just scammed a police officer, now, this ni**a tryna shoot me I wanna fu*k this b*tch, I’m finna give her a roofie (Bruh) ni**as ain’t even ridin’ real cars he in a hoopty ni**as fu*ked up in the crib drinking ice smoothies ni**as fu*ked up in the crib eating popcorn Smacked my lil cousin in the head, he watchin’ porn Just put some lean in a baby bottle for a new born I just ran over a ram, I’m finna cut off his horns (Bruh, bruh) This ni**a ZayDropsChecks ain’t even scammin’ I just fingered this b*tch, for my finger I just smelled like Samon (Bruh) I just went fishin’ and I caught a Samon ni**as fu*ked up in the crib eating Spam I just scammed a ni**a’s TOMS but he wants somе Space Jams I turned around and gave this ni**a somе Foobooz (Bruh) ni**as fu*ked up in the crib wearin’ Foobooz ni**a, you can’t be that broke, why you wearin’ Foobooz? I just scammed a ni**a online for the Xbox One This ni**a so broke he drinking Redrum ni**a, is life that hard that you gotta drink Redrum? Another day, I caught this ni**a on the gram eating Redrums I’m still waiting on PooPoo Records to come give me that confirmation PooPoo Records need to sign me, my kids need a good education This hoe keep yelling at me like she’s an exclamation I just took a LSD and now I’m elevating This ni**a think he high he smoking Catnip (Bruh) ni**a think he getting a buzz off a woodtip ni**a, why you still smoking woodtip I gave this hoe a wet willie she thought it was a Q-tip