Pony Pants - The Woodlands lyrics

It was a beautiful evening We all were straight up horny The sky was clear and the stars were shining The gate was locked, we were good at climbing Over the top and now we're off running Sit on a gravestone Talk sh** and get stoned Find a dark shadow Have s** and go home And that was our plan It was an excellent plan Everything was going as planned Getting high, having plans Plan Planned Planned parenthood Everything was going as planned until Up walked a man And said "You are the worst band ever!" Were you kids coming in here to do d**? (f**!) Uh, what? Were you kids coming in here to do d**? (f**!) Uh, what? Arrest us for having fun We got some pot and you got a gun Arrest us for having fun We got a condom and you got a gun Went lookin' for adventure But that's not what I got and I Went lookin' for adventure But that's not what I got and I Went lookin' for adventure But all I got was a face full of crap and I Went lookin' for adventure But all I got was a face full of crap and I I thought he'd be one of the nice ones But he was a giant dick and I I thought he'd be one of the nice ones But nope, he was super pissed and I I thought he'd be one of the nice ones Maybe nice ones don't exist