I hit the bu*ton called 'Send' You're my virtual boyfriend Didn't mean to offend, it's really coming to an end Baby, don't you know? I hit the bu*ton called 'Send' You're my virtual boyfriend You're like a MySpace friend, that's all Just a text or a missed call We hardly see each other at all Just an email or a call Virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend I've had a up, up day Threw the credit card away Got out of the rut, no need to look back I'm looking to the future and I'm not looking back I hit the bu*ton called 'Send' You're my virtual boyfriend You're like a MySpace friend, that's all Just a text or a missed call I never knew but I lost control That you loved your Blackberry phone Virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend Virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend Wo-wo, wo-wo-wo I can see you Wo-wo, wo-wo-wo I can't touch you I can't touch you I've had a up, up day Threw the credit card away Got out of the rut, no need to look back I'm looking to the future and I'm not looking back I hit the bu*ton called 'Send' You're my virtual boyfriend You're like a MySpace friend, that's all Just a text or a missed call Didn't mean what I said at all But you never ever call Virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend A virtual boyfriend Press delete to end