Polopop - Pac-Trees lyrics

I'm standing in water up to my knees I'd get my wellingtons but I left them inside There'd be no problem if my house was still here But it's floated away with the tide Oh dear When it's hot we'll make it cool We'll blow air-conditioning full and When it gets cold we'll switch the heating on too We'll turn the heating up full It may consume a lot fuel But it would be ridiculous to have to wear a sweater indoors (carbon-crunching oxide-munching pac-trees) I found a big, tasty-looking cauliflower I'd mix up a nice cheese sauce to go on it There'd be no problem if I found it in my garden But this thing is growing on my neck Oh heck I went to Europe on vacation They drive small cars and practice energy conservation But those poor people just don't live so well as us They often walk, or bicycle or even go by train or bus! (and what is that all about?!) We'll keep on generating energy It's great for us financially I think you'll find the president agrees Our emissions keep increasing And pollution isn't ceasing Thank the Lord for our poison-munching pac-trees! (carbon-crunching oxide-munching pac-trees) We'll keep pumping all our poisons out into the atmosphere It doesn't matter cause we're planting pac-trees