Pocketful O'Nowt - Tribute lyrics

He's never been much of a charmer or a looker That's why he just pretends to be some other f**er He's learned the songs they sing and all the moves they make He even walks and talks like them for heaven's sake He's not obsessed with celebrity Just dresses up as people with more style and personality Than he Has You should see him as Elvis His top lip curled into a sneer Or you should see his Freddie Mercury Although he says he's not a queer Not a queer And when the show is done he takes off his wig Takes off the fancy clothes and lights up a cig Sits in the dressing room in his underpants There's nothing left of him no magic, no romance From Superstar to nonentity He's made a quick return to what pa**es for normality For me and you But you should see him as Tom Jones A hairy Chest Wig 'neath his shirt You should see him as the Pet shop Boys My God those gerbils really hurt They really hurt You should see his Neil Diamond He makes a real beautiful noise Or come and watch his Gary Glitter He's doing alright with the boys and the girls