[Chorus] This is ten pecent lux Twenty percent Swain Fifteen percent silver bolts from arrows of vayne Fifty Five percent MF, she makin' it rain And 100 Percent reason to surrender this game Singed, he doesnt need his teamates in fights He just wants to be chased, whether its all day or all night And he feels so op when his enemies gettin zoned In spite of the fact that some people still think they can own 'im But throw 'em, he's got them slowed Has high CS for salary his ult means your fatality, just makin' some poison Flingin the Ori, makin' sure his stacks stay up That means when your team is down, he starts flinging yah up What are towers anyways? He never seems to die much Never concered with ganks cuz he leaves his lane with dots up His enemies chase him like nothing's given despite the fact That many misjudge his health cause his ultie lets him heal it back Build put together himself , now his hp collects Never asking for someones help gets his jungle's respect He's only focused on the squishies, no one is beyond reach Adhesive on the ground, the slow is so op This is twenty percent mana Eighty percent healninety Nine percent armor, may as well be made of steel Who would've ever thought that they could duel with him Cause you can't chase him, youre too slow, go back to the gym Hes got rylais and sunfire, using that slow Sticking close to you at all times, ready to throw And Oh, theres no-one that can stop him at all, none Cause when you think he's getting started, the game is already done [Chorus] They see his glue, they stick And his team admires and fights He fights for aiur, and nox Found him in bot lane with sorak What a flippin chemistry mastermind Yea he'll run he won't stop The tank...with Armor, health, MR and gas from his workshop Just mix, mix swirl mix now let's go back to the basics Don't try to tower dive Singed cuz if you do you're in deep shhhh- Ame he can fling any champ, no need to obey physics It's all a four-step process, go and learn it from Visix (Mad Chemist) Hes breakin loose now chuggin' his juice And he's sprintin longer and quicker than teemo when he gets spooked He often gets a comment on his game People Keep asking him was he..... OP at birth or was he buffed when they patched him NO...he's a chemist at heart, Warwick taught him his tricks He'll get you choked up faster than a noose and a chair kick In the field of AP Chem he's known as one of the best... But now he's doing what he loves, giving in to the madness Forget dying, he's the best damn tank in the league Tank the enemy team and help his teamates put 'em to sleep as he Ults, then he slows, Qs, and uses his E Remember Hitler, well Singed is starting World War III He bought his banshees, living off his spree And to tell you the truth he's the only teammate you need And those other champs that he runs with, the ones on his team They do the damage just to help the teamfight succeed [Chorus] X2 Our team's Zero percent sk** Zero percent strat Zero percent calling MIA's on the map Fifty percent noobies, fifty percent luck I got a 100% reason to stop giving a ...What?(Crap)