This ward's for you and me, watch the other team They're all right where they should be Minimap on the side My eyes open wide And now all I wanna see Is a map full of lanterns A map full of lanterns By the time you reach minions Ill already be level two Now there's nothing in my way from taking blue and ganking you Take first blood, go back to base, get ready set, I bought a shoe Your teammates scream that Twitch is fed, the chat is filled, all QQ Had a dream I'm OP, Woke up, still OP Get behind, doin' work, you need to buy a pink ward I'm not some rat that you can k** in MMO's at level one This rat is bigger better stronger, he will k** you just for fun Crimson running down your screen, this battle's just begun Other team is raging hard my score just hit 11-1 Like to k**, like to sprint, got my Nike Jordans I've crawled more sewers in the past than physics master Gordon I'm not Goku, I'm just sayin Watch the map when I be playin' All your teammates I be slayin' Spray and pray and pray and sprayin' My team sent me out to find you Careful, I could be behind you Would you all please be so kind to Just align so I can use my ult and melt you down really fast Don't try to flee or walk away don't be a coward on the run Slow down a bit I heard you like debilitating poison My toxin running through your veins, the poison arrows in my gun Don't try to 1v1 me kid; I'll light you up, I'll be your sun Hiding in the gra** by red buff I will wait until you're done Ill nuke you with my ultimate and finish you off with expunge Dodge queue when you see the enemy team first pick Twitch Make you cry end game like a little punk a** b**h This ward's for you and me, watch the other team They're all right where they should be Minimap on the side My eyes open wide And now all I wanna see Is a map full of lanterns A map full of lanterns You were looking for some lanterns here I am to bring one more I'll beat you senseless with a lamp and make you squeal "I'M ON A BOAR" You believe that you're OP, but that's a fake identity Every time I come to lane you hide; it's like you're scared of me May just have three fingers but I swear I'm not a Ninja Turtle Jumping higher than a Cuban runner training for his hurdles When I use my counter-strike I put my lamp into a spin It's not as good as 1.6 but we can't let the red team win Though I may not have much range, and I'm only just a melee I'll dive right in and beat you down, not really into foreplay And if you think that's not enough, I'll stun you as you run away You'll swell up like a float and get to lead the losing day parade Jumping forward taking flight If you don't like it we can fight I'll show you my Grandmaster's Might And walk you over to the light Now that I've shut down your spree Your bonus gold belongs to me Next I'll have to take your tower After I turn on empower... except not cause it doesn't do damage to turrets Sorry you can't seem to win it's just that I'm grandmaster Jax Leap strike up, I get close up, prepare to get charged beating tax Won't stop springing, won't stop swinging, trying to build up my stacks I'll hit you hard, leave lamppost scars while dodging all of your attacks Now that I'm inside your base, there's no telling what I'll do Will I focus on your buildings or decide to go for you I suggest you stay on back, you look like you can't take a bruise There's nothing more that you can do, go back to sleep keep pressing snooze You and I know what it's like To be team ganked Forced to fight But tonight we've got sight So set down your light Let it shine This ward's for you and me, watch the other team They're all right where they should be Minimap on the side My eyes open wide And now all I wanna see Is a map full of lanterns A map full of lanterns