[Verse 1] I met this real cool dude today Looking like Jack Palance He said "I wanna get through to you And help you find your talent" He said that if I had a certain style The stuff would start to happen He said that soon he was going away Cause he's a major talent [Chorus] Talent Fighting on the east side Talent Taking on the west side Talent f**ing up the north side He's a major talent [Chorus] Talent Fighting on the east side Talent Taking on the west side Talent f**ing up the north side He's a major talent I don't know [Solo] [Verse 2] I said that he was getting through to me And I would take his challenge I maybe soon I'll be going away Cause I have certain talents [Chorus] Talent Fighting on the east side Talent Taking on the west side Talent f**ing up the north side I'm a major talent Talent Finding on the east side Talent Taking on the west side Talent f**ing up the north side [Outro] I met this dude today Down in the sewers of Paris Was hiding from the sun What a waste of talent