You're bored you've got nothing better to do than give money to the state You've got a liscense plate it says i love my cat You paid money for that but your car is cute You've got a wicker basket full of pearl necklaces; you have diamonds but they Might as well be grains of sand Your bedspread looks like a wedding dress You married walt disney for his filthy free candy The dream you have realized comes in many colors: Tan, mauve magenta, but they're all the same shade You mistake my wonder for ridicule