You wake up and you crack your mirror Just broke your last bottle of beer Now you're scared just to leave your room Go outside to take the dog for a walk He runs away and now you're f**ed Now you're scared just to leave your room Well it's another bad day nothing I can do Another dog day afternoon Well it's another bad day nothing I can do You weren't planning to have a day like this Had hopes and dreams of eternal bliss But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move (Gotta get up to get shot down) Every single step I take I worry about what I'll break But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move I'd have no luck without bad luck A bumper sticker that says 'life s**s' But everyday I get up and try (Gotta get up to get shot down) No four leaf clover to keep me safe Paranoia sits in place But everyday I get up and try (Gotta get up to get shot down) Well it's another bad day nothing I can do Another dog day afternoon Well it's another bad day nothing I can do Well it's another bad day nothing I can do Another dog day afternoon Well it's another bad day nothing I can do