Must be mistaking me with the maid we don't have Can't even wash your whiskey out your gla** I gave you no loving in a month or so Can't live without you but I can't let you go Hey hey, it's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married You better start working some overtime Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes You're going bald and I'm getting fat I hate your mum and you hate my dad Hey hey, it's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married sponsored links I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car May as well keep going, hell we made it this far We'll both play our parts in this disaster I'll be the b**h and you'll be the ba*tard Hey hey, it's alright Everybody fusses, everybody fights With all of the baggage you and me carry We'll spend forever unhappily married [x2] We'll spend forever unhappily married We'll spend forever unhappily married Can I get an amen? Amen