Pissed Jeans - Health Plan lyrics

There comes a time in my life to choose a health plan And now it's time in my life to choose a health plan You wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors Yeah that's how i stay fit, i stay away from doctors Because what? you want me to come in? Wanna stick needles and poke me? Try to give me some sort of diagnosis, no You wanna fix me, well that's not happening I'm just fine, and i'm staying this way Yeah that's why i don't do it, i stay away from doctors No chance man, i'm not an idiot, i stay away from doctors That's right, that's it, i stay away from doctors Not gonna have a fit, 'cause i stay away from doctors So what - sign me up on tests Try to turn my head? Rub my back and find some cancer, no I'm not crazy, i know how you operate And don't you just love to operate Well not on me Not on me You wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors You wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors