[Intro] Please stop calling me gay I touched a willy in high school once And it was just a little mistake So please stop calling me gay [Verse] I swear I love vagina And I love to touch that p**y I kissed two girls before and it felt really good Because they were women and not men 'cause im not gay Penises are for f*ggots Penises are for gays Penises are disgusting So please stop calling me gay I love to have s** With women with big breasts I don't have s** with men 'cause if I did that would make me gay (Yeah) Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay You are hurting my feelings Please stop calling me gay Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys I went to summer camp and i touched a girls b**b 'cause I'm not gay See me licking that p**y It feels really good and it feels really gooshy I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a p**y I like to have s** with c*nts I like to have s** with slits I like to have s** with coin slots Not f**ing dicks If I had s** with a dick That would make your point valid But I love f**ing that p**y And I'm not a f*ggot So please stop calling me gay So please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay Please stop calling me gay [Outro] Please stop calling me gay I touched a willy in high school once And it was just a little mistake So please stop calling me gay