[Chorus] One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough Three bad b**hes with their hands on the stove Making home movies with a hand full of stoges I’m cooking all the dumplings I’m cooking all the dumplings [Instrumental] [Bridge] Cooking Cooking I’m cooking all the dumplings [Verse] Motherf**ers want to act funny Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby Motherf**ing gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops! Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon But I feed on the b**hes, b**hes Motherf**ers want to act funny [Chorus] One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough Three bad b**hes with their hands on the stove Making home movies with a hand full of stoges I’m cooking all the dumplings I’m cooking all the dumplings