Awwww sh**! Guess who's back I put a hamster in a sock And slammed him against the furniture The only bones that broke was my dicks I can't help beeing mushy Because i love p**y I play with more balls Than the Knicks They call me Michael Vick Because after a hot summers day I like to come back to my house And break my dogs neck I get more p**y than animal control I keep it real hot Like the spices in my a**hole Roses are red and violets are blue Can i see your p**y? I shot a boy yesterday But i was in Florida So it was ok (AMERICA) What do you call a girl with no legs Disabled Santa's brother is here In your area Causes ma** hysteria