Pink Guy - Weeaboo Song lyrics

[Verse 1] Konnichiwa, senpai Please notice me I watch Asian cartoons I'm a weeaboo I live in my mom's house I'm like 32 I collect swords and throwing stars 'Cause I'm a weeaboo Sticks and stones may break my bones But I will always be one step ahead of you Because I read the manga (You're such a f**ing pleb, are you even even Japanese bro?) I haven't showered in like 16 weeks All my friends and peers are ashamed of me 'Cause all of a sudden I think I'm Japanese [Chorus] Yes, I'm a weeaboo Yes, I'm a weeaboo Yes, I'm a weeaboo Yes, I'm a weeaboo A filthy weeaboo (Naruto's so overrated) A dirty weeaboo (You wanna see my katana collection?) A f**ing weeaboo (I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone) A disgusting weeaboo (So I'm like basically Japanese now) [Verse 2] I live at my computer desk And argue with teenagers on the internet About atheism And how Japan is superior to other countries I learned a bit of Japanese So now i'm qualified to be a part of their community So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu [Chorus] Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos) Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Ninjas are still real, okay?) Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Uh, k-konnichiwa) Yes, I'm a weeaboo (Yeah, domo arigato) A filthy weeaboo (...) A dirty weeaboo A f**ing weeaboo A disgusting weeaboo