[Intro] Yeah, PinkOmega Yeah, PinkOmega [Hook] One. bad. chef. in a- kitchen. full of- dough. (Dough!) Three. bad. b**hes. with their- hands. on the- stove. (Whoop!) Making. home. movies. with a- hand. full of- stoges. (Stoges...) I'm cooking all the dumplings! I'm cooking all the dumplings... [Verse 2] Motherf**ers wanna act funny Try to be a man with your nose all runny Go to Pre-K put your bag in your cubby Motherf**ing gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie But who am I to talk making pre-teens laugh for the money Act dumb slicker than honey (WHOOPS!) Rappin' in the kitchen but got no silver spoon But I feed on the b**hes. (b**hes) Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown Girls moan when I come home, dick like an O-zone Wanna step in the ring? Just skin and sack of sh**ty meat like dumplings Boy I don't wear gucci Still cla**y, but rotten' like blue cheese We about to make a movie With a hand held Sony, puffin' on a loosie Cooking the dumplings all day! This is the only thing I say when I'm not in my business Get the f** out of my kitchen I'm cooking up a storm boy, none of that beef sh** They say I'm the man in your nightmares Your girl in the bed screamin' right there I'm high on the weed and the xanny I find it uncanny, there's so much poonany They found me in the lab doing stem cell research, I was tryna grow you some balls The police came, but I explained bout' your b**hing Now they wanna pitch in and support the cause Hate my ways? That's a personal issue Cus' you think about me, but down the tissues, ew! Why you still yappin' at me? Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger? Are you crying in a stall with a belt and a razor? Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator? (Uh!...) Cus' I never heard of your dumba** (nope!) Go f** yourself in the mouth with a taser (Whoop!) (Yeah!) [Bridge] I'm cooking all the dumplings! (Whoop!) I'm cooking all the dumplings! (Uh!...) I'm cooking all the dumplings! I'm cooking all the dumplings... [Hook] One. bad. chef. in a- kitchen. full of- dough. (Dough!) Three. bad. b**hes. with their- hands. on the- stove. (Whoop!) Making. home. movies. with a- hand. full of- stoges. (Stoges...) I'm cooking all the dumplings! I'm cooking all the dumplings...