Pink Guy - sh** lyrics

Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face If you give no effort, if you got no money Then I got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook b**h Now that's a real education f** books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these p**y a** canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this sh**'ll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This sh**'ll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen