[Verse 1] The midgets crawled out of my a**hole and rubbed on my nipples Jordy Jordon bit my fat balls so now I need a seminal transplant Candy-a** and Donky-dees and some soup I shat on my puke while f**ing a duck My sh** tastes solid when it's wet Stop being such a f*ggot and spit that sh** Rock my jollies, little ones they'll never know Rub Snookie's vaginal discharge all over my face baby How sore's your throat from all those dicks? You're a c*nt, Houdini Dick is my favorite vegetable Boom boom my co*k in your a** like a dynamite stick Be more specific not sure if I understand The red meteor crash landed in my gaping a**hole I once shoved a knife down my urethra I f**ing love to lift midgets while doing an*l to them and vise-versa I love Thomas the tank engine I work in the rice fields This one time, I pooped out and it was blue Some...- I can't say that [Verse 2] I hid 5 pounds of p**n in the sandbox I was wondering when someone would make a rim-joke about that movie Midgets crawl out my nipples and tickle my pickle, while I'm f**ing Bruice-Roman, they call me Niko You're on the ground, I'm up in this tree My name is C-Sizzle I make moneeeeeeeey Chinchin likes penis [Verse 3] Everytime I masturbate in front of my dog he looks at me like he secretly wants it in him, should I give it to him? I jerk off to your videos, it's the most satisfying thing ever Tits, a**, bu*ts, and f**s, those are the things I love to have In the back of your room, you hear a nyess... every time you undress so don't bother with no distress I'd an*lly destroy you Children are disgusting sh** on my bu*t-corpse Salamander man loves pink guy Leave sh** on my chest to when we f** If babies wouldn't cry then there'd be no point in fleshlights [Verse 4] I have a picture of a baby covered in sh** on my wall I like my women like I like my trail-mix, with nuts Got my fingers in my grandma like a vintage bowling ball I want Zeus to... I want Zeus to tou... I want Zeus to touch my prostate This morning I had a bowl of cereal and a big tall gla** of p..p**y juice