I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and put in the freezer I am from Kenya, please send help I miss my dad If I was anymore inbred I'd be a sandwich I am the supreme gentlemen f** her right in the p**y My dad left me This beat is going down like a South Korean ferry What's better than swinging a dead baby in circles around your head on a 5 foot rope? Stopping it with a shovel There are orphans sh**ting in my mouth I cry a lot when i touch myself D-D-D-D-Dad w-w-w-what's of breakfast? The Jews did 911 Filthy Frank fans will never get girlfriends and will die alone Whats better than a pile of dead babies? One in the middle is alive and has to eat it's way out What the f** did you just say about me, you little b**h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my cla** in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed k**s... Kekekekekekekek jajajajajajajajja kekekekekekekekek Cory in the house Dead girls can't say no Sometimes I sit in a deep dark corner regretting the day I didn't use a condom on Rosie O'Donnell In the 8th grade a guy almost put an egg up his a** because of me How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make it stop crying? Drop it again Falcon punching pregnant women is my favorite past time It hurts but i do it for Shrek Your mom should have swallowed you Hey mom I'm in a Filthy Frank video Pink Guy s**s he is a gay piece of sh** and needs to die This one time i pissed blood and drank it. Recycling is good I want to caress Matty B Raps and make him squeal like the lil' boy he is Consensual s** in the missionary position with the lights off What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? her miscarriage If she's old enough to pee then she's old enough for me As long as I have a face your mother has somewhere to sit B0ss pls gibe da pusi b0ss xOver9000 [Frank] Wow these people are awful [Pink Guy] *Crys* [Frank] I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky