Pink Guy - Pink Guy Cooks Takoyaki and Raps lyrics

[Verse 1] If I said this verse was f**ing whack then I'd be lying You said you're going platinum but your momma should have gone laytex I'm crying Because you're trying way too f**ing hard to be what I am Give it a break and sit the f** down Now it's pink in the flesh and I ain't talking about vaginas If you wanna sniff a line of c**aina up in a diner and pop a molly or stupid sh** Reflect on using it but use it again just to make sure that you're not used to it I'm snapping necks like it's a bad picture I got these f*ggots throwing up like they were bad pitchers Cuz this cranial tumor is not so humorous to b**hes new to this uterus spilling girls with a million cramps that are thicker than their fluid gets Now that's a stupid b**h I get offended by these girls with their useless sh** So if you got a problem write it on a piece of paper And shove it up your a** I probably wouldn't read it later I'm so faded like your grandma in the hospital with alzheimers She won't remember this joke, but just remember Even when she's losing her brain, she won't hesitate to wake up And start screaming my name Like in the hospital She gonna be screaming my name In the grave She gonna be screaming my name In the wheelchair She gonna be screaming my name Who am I? who am I? yup yup it's pink guy So who am i? yup yup it's pink guy Kissing too much a** you might contract pink eye They said I wasn't smart enough to get some A's again I wrote some essays (ese's) up like arresting a few mexians So what the f** is with this estrogen? Everybody's b**hing about my work my dick starts to hurt again [Verse 2] That's why I'm making all these octopus balls Cuz yall need to grow your own Come and tickle my tentacles and tell me that I'm weak I got ink and some balls I said balls like f**ing twice but I gotta emphasise on my testicle size I meant tentacle size whoops First you pour the batter then include the invertibrae Leave it for a couple minutes spin it like bay blades Then you eat some fresh balls Then you eat some fresh balls Then you eat some fresh balls homie Then you eat some fresh balls homie