[Intro: Cal Chuchesta] Hey, Chesta-Chesta, mic tester Can I get a freestyle? Sorry it's been a while P-Pile, hey [Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta] Peelin' out like banana Raps on my head like bandana Chiquita nana, Chiquita nana This ain't a peach from Atlanta Or freshly squeezed Tropicana Chiquita nana, Chiquita nana Cal got 'em callin' the coroner Dirty White Boy like I'm Foreigner You know that reference went way back Yo, because homie don't play that See, now I'm referencing Wayans Showing you Cal can go way in You can start callin me Goku Watchin' me go Super Saiyan Yer boy Cal don't play-play I don't whip and I don't nae-nae Where I'm from ya see a freakin' dead body every day-day What? That's not true Whose raps is true? Good point. Carry on These rappers are pathetic, they won't give Cal no credit I'm doing all the angles, got my verses geometric Focus attack like I'm Ryu Psychic attack like I'm Mewtwo Hittin' you up with a shoryu Stars on your head, I confuse you I'll send you on a trip, I call that arrest I keep it 300, I call that sudden d**h [Break: Cal Chuctesta & Pink Guy] It's you again! You better not do what you did last time when we did the signing together No, no, no Eh, f** you, mang [Verse 2: Filthy Frank] I got rats in the attic My grandma's diabetic I'm also a diabetic It runs in the family We are all diabetic Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine T-Thomas the Tank Engine T-Thomas the Tank Engine So fast, so fast I love Thomas the Tank Engine I love the Thomas the Tank Engine I love the Thomas the Tank Engine I love the helicopter in Thomas the Tank Engine, yeah It's my favorite in the Thomas the Tank Engine Percy, Percy-Percy-Percy is the green train Thomas the Tank Engine Yeah, yeah, they call me the Rain Man So stop on calling me gay man, I'm not gay man so stop it Stop calling me gay man, I just like Thomas the Tank Engine Thomas the Tank Engine goes "choo-choo" when he's angry Who's your favorite character in Thomas the Tank Engine? Mine is Thomas for obvious reasons All the other trains, Thomas defeats them Because he's better than the other trains, yeah [Break: Cal Chuchesta and Filthy Frank] Anthony's a f**ing piece of sh** I agree Don't ever f**ing talk to me again Me, too Alright th-this next guy is the long lost son of the Vladimir Putin Th-the N-N-NFKRZ! [Verse 3: NFKRZ] Hey, NFKRZ on the block There's a Russian on the track, you're about to get shot Never been in the corner selling crack but I'm coming real hard like a f**ing Cossack These b**hes always said I ain't gonna be high but I am on the track right now with the f**ing Pink Guy Don't know how it happened but since then nothing was the same Russian boy with an english sk** is right now k**ing the f**ing game N-F-K-R-Z with C-A-L and P-I-N-K-G Slapping hoes that look like they from motherf**ing musical.ly Pulling up on you in that f**ing Benz All black, 24 inch rims and stanced Ye I'll f** this p**y just like I should Gonna make you wanna say "that's pretty good" Freeze motherf**er, I call this the "cold war" Pull up on me check out what's in store Think you're hot sh**, more like a hot pocket I'll destroy your career and turn it to profit I sent you to jail like I'm Stalin Steal your peninsula like I'm Putin I'm high as f** like I'm Castro Got a huge co*k like I'm Rasputin I'm the beauty, I'm the beast I'm the cyka, I'm the priest Got a hunger for the cash And yes right now I'm on a f**ing feast Yeah, yeah [Outro: Cal Chuchesta] That was really good! I don't know what he said, but it was really, really good! Really good Yeah Over