Pink Guy - Animal Man (Pink Guy Loves Animals) lyrics

[Verse 1: Pink Guy] I love animals, especially when they're dead So get it embedded up in your head cause I'm headed to the Red Cross I'm snapping dogs necks like it's a hobby of mine Cause I'm rapping like a turban when I'm snapping this cat's spine I love hitting deer and making these hounds fight To you they might be screaming, but to me it just sounds like [Musical Verse 1: Pink Guy] [Verse 2: Pink Guy] If PETA begs me to stop Like my co*k was lodged down in their sensitive spot And I rocked these polka dot furs from dogs that I k**ed Along with ten other dogs, Green Peace ain't thrilled Cause on my way to work I try to hit as many squirrels and deer as I can Endangered species are like harder targets They greet me by my first name in the black markets With fresh carca**, shredding like guitar picks Yo, I'm known for k**ing raccoons, and baboons, and kangaroos For a thousand smacaroons And the Chinese butcher Cook it well with more Ash than Kutcher If you find your dead pet in the yard you can bet it's me Mr. Poultry Chopping down the tall trees Feed it pellets, I ain't talking about the Pedigree Ha, you just made an enemy Here try giraffe, it's cooked and tastes heavenly The only good animal is the live stock So sit back with me and watch these felines rot k**ing animals is great, f** the rules If you're scared of the wild just grab the right tools Shoot the f**ing birds out of the sky and they're singing [Musical Verse] We falling yeah, we falling yeah We falling yeah We falling yeah [Verse 3: Pink Guy] Huh, just watch them fall, huh I got these birds screaming like angels When they fall out the sky they looking mad grateful Grab your shotguns and grab your rifles Have these birds looking sleepy like NyQuil [Musical Verse] We falling yeah, we falling yeah We falling yeah We falling yeah [Santa's Brother] You do realize this is a song about k**ing animals [Filthy Frank] Oh, let him rap about what he wants, he's just a boy