Pig - world is my oyster lyrics

Playing with Polly the plastic dolly Sunday a walk in the park Tea with Polly under a tree Laughing with Polly Getting sticky with Polly and cream buns Telling Polly about the nice man Were going back to his house to watch Tom and Jerry on the tele He is no stranger He is my long lost uncle from America He told me so Mommy wont mind He'll drive us home She'll be so happy to see her brother again She'll hug and k** him and maybe she'll ask him to stay for dinner Use the winch to get her out Took so long to get it right Boredom Chatter Haven't seen you for years Weathers bad Shame about your dog Short show Long finally Bloated grayish blob of flesh like blubber slumped on a stretch of dripping No one touches it It wont move Shed been playing with Polly He'd been playing with her Now she looked just like Polly only she was full of water not air And yet half her c*nt was missing She was only four She was only four