So you're saying that you don't have rhythm But listen at what you're doing right there With that stamp and a book you've got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare I have no idea what your talking about I've got as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look I got a sweet deal going on here I've got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Besides I ain't got rhythm No I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm You're kidding me right, you're, you're kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mr., you got rhythm times 10 I think perhaps that your not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime I just can't keep time I'm telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on t-shirts Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides I ain't got rhythm No I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm Sounds like rhythm to me No I ain't got rhythm Seems like they all agree Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm But your laying down some funky syncopation I ain't got rhythm But you got that beat No I ain't got rhythm Look at them, their stomping their feet Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm It's time for you to rock a brand new generation Gonna rock a brand new generation Cause I ain't got rhythm Would you just go join the band Hey! Look at me! Hey I got rhythm!