Philtone - The Bad Song lyrics

[Verse 1: MC Majo] Brodie was new Yeah he s**ed on poo He said F U I called him gay He Said Yay I play with my dolls all day Brodie what the hell You jumped in the well You made it smell Because you thought you saw Adele Brodie went home Kicked his mum's gnome His favourite word was puncake He also liked dumbflakes His older brother jimmy Called himself mini His bestie's name was called Mason Kinney He was skinny Skinny dipping with miss flinney They loved it alot They put it up the plot Then they got hot By the sun burning there bum There mum said oohh yumm Jimmy told his mum To stop staring at his bum But his mum Loved his bubble yum bum Miss flinney and jimmey Drank cola rimmy Now back to brodie His bestie was ody Ody stepped on a pebble Like a rebel He said ow I stepped on a cow But really he stepped on a pebble floowww er He hated his mum Man his man his face looked like a bum This is the bad song in a cheese and bacon bun So i met this guy called hen And we became friends But he stank like my fish tank that i haven't washed in weeks People come over and according to them im a FREAK!! Do you think i wanna be that guy You know the one who can't even eat his own fry OK wait i watched this new show on TV About some fighting frogs and some leavies Leavies vs frogs was funny And their regeneration was honey So me and brodie including ody Smashed thru the gla** for cody He's free yay he's free Whoo for brodie and me OK this is getting ridiculous These stupid lyrics And it needs fixing Yeah stupid lyrics So why dont i just get to the chorus Bad song i even get dissed by the florist On second thought so ive got a pretty life actually Nuthin much wrong except i can't get maddy God shes so hot I wanna drink cola rimmy with her and love alot You know what just lemme keep dreaming Cuz I know one day she'll be screaming You know for me heh not brodie ME ... OK i lost it lets get back The devil can sit on a tack What the hell was that Random lyrics getting fat [Hook] This is the bad song this is the stupidest one Probably the worst stuff i wrote This is the bad song this is the stupidest Probably the worst stuff i wrote In fact im writing this on a goat Wait why am i wrting on a goat [Verse 2: MC Majo It's MC Majo and hes back for the second verse He just came back from stealing from a purse But it wasn't just any old purse let me tell you first It was his sisters and right now hes mad at her She just stole his awesome hand-zapper So hes getting a new one That will be even more fun Because the old one was well ... Old So when he gets her back shes gonna get told Thats shes gonna wanna try to unfold MC Majo be happy really happy I suppose He wants to tell another story for all of you Hes gotta really old of a pair of a pair of a DC Shoe He doesnt think Maddy will will want him beacuse of that Not that its because his uniform is fat Yep his clothes are 2 sizes too big And of course there 2 sizes too thick And in His cla** apparently Emma Loves him Kiri yelled it out to him but of course he won't be blushing Because he wants Maddy more than anyone You Kind of feel sorry for him because he is a lot of fun But Maddy probably doesnt want go out anyway She just cares about her friends like Kiri and Dewi There not her only friends they just came to the top of my head What the hell this is not a tragic love story when you try to get to sleep in the bed This is getting boring so lets make it fun And make sure that ill be six foot one Taller than ya mum Bigger than a bum Like ya Fee Fi Fo Fum Working out a sum But your dumb Dumber than your son Whos not even in year 1 OK ummma keep rhyming im not done While I am munching on my bun You know I have an evil twin who makes me spin when he trys to win But he can't because he knows he can't beat Finn Wait what whos Finn im just making stuff up now what the hell You know evil twin he just fell just before the bell Right in front where there tryna sell I dont know is that a girl Tryna sell pearls while her dog in the back is about to hurl With a squirrel Whhooooooo this is fun with a cheese and bacon bun Its me who's writing this MC Majo MC Majo you can also call me Philto That comes from Phil Thompson the name Who I dont know has the fame But he won't have the same You know as me ive got the fame that isnt lame Like Phil Thompson main Yep on the step im running out Of ideas to sprout For ne to shout of an Alfalfa Sprout And go to south Or West thats the best were we get the test At a speed rugby fest Better than the rest While I gotta sore chest With doctor cessed I'M MC Majo and im the best HA!! [Hook] [Outro] HA HA! that was a good one PEACE