Philip Merrick - My Biggest Fan lyrics

She's the kind of girl Who drools over every dumb pop idol But I guess she gave my tunes a whirl Now she's got an obsession almost homicidal Chorus My biggest fan My biggest fan Some super obsessed 13 year old girl Who thinks I'm the s**iest man alive And I think she's hoarding samples of my s**m My biggest fan My biggest fan Stood outside my house once for 2 days straight Wearing nothing but a bikini two piece Which had a picture of us on a fancy date And I kinda wonder when this all will cease Chorus Is the founder and president of my fan club And has a shrine to me in her closet Has she sacrificed anything in her bathtub? You kinda wonder what causes this mindset Chorus Woke up in a unknown church wearing a suit Walking next to this girl as she clutches me While I rub my head from this pain that's quite acute A preacher waits for us, so he can make his decree Chorus My biggest fa-an My - big-gest - fa-an!