Phil Va**ar - I Wish You Were Beer lyrics

She was shaking that ponytail Raising all kinds of hell Hanging with the bachelorette And I was standing by the DJ Asking will you please play A slow song into your set I knew that was my chance I said, baby would you like to dance She said, I wish you were beer I wish I could drink you up And toss you away You wanna be my bud But I ain’t looking for love I just need a good chase She said, I’d drink you alive Then I’d make you to drive Slam you down and rock this place Let’s make it rocky mountain clear It’s all I’m needing in here Man I wish you were beer Now if I was alone And kiss her damn sure Bet she’d have her lips on me She’d be chugging me down Like a blue ribbon round I’ll be the lime in her tecate She said, boy I bet you go down smooth Then light me up like a big blue moon She said, I wish you were beer I wish I could drink you up And toss you away You wanna be my bud But I ain’t looking for love I just need a good chase She said, I’d drink you alive Then I’d make you to drive Slam you down and rock this place Let’s make it rocky mountain clear It’s all I’m needing in here Man I wish you were beer She said, now if you were a stella I’d be calling you fella And we’d be having us a hell of a time She said, I wish you were beer I wish I could drink you up And toss you away You wanna be my bud But I ain’t looking for love I just need a good chase She said, I’d drink you alive Then I’d make you to drive Slam you down and rock this place Let’s make it rocky mountain clear It’s all I’m needing in here Man I wish you were beer Let’s make it rocky mountain clear All I’m needing in here I wish you were beer Yeah I wish you were beer Oh I wish you were beer Yeah