Phil Spalding - How Peculiar lyrics

How peculiar I am all of the above babe Johnny long strokes to the grave Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle Rub me rub me up right lovely If you lick it, then lick it battery Good and properly all night if you want I haven't got a clue what to do with you I need for you to love me so much Jesus what am I going to do with this crush Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush How peculiar Bend your long legs against the sofa In the Dorchester you can get your All Bran I'm not into hard sports Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you Jesus all the things my head is going through God what am I going to do with this crush Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush How peculiar Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man Not sure what I'm doing all of the day How peculiar I am all of the above man I have what you want man If you want me here I am Come and get it baby Uhh!