PHFAT - The Dark lyrics

I'm not scared of the dark; Or zombies or the boogie man; I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see I'm not scared of motherf**ing monsters and ghosts and goblins I'm not scared of f**in' conmen or freaks; I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus or that other guy I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends; I'm not scared of God I love you so much, and all I do is care And everytime I think about you leaving I get scared; So promise that you promise not to leave me And I promise that I promise not to eat you while you sleeping I'll protect you from the Devil, he'll never ever get you Give me all your children and I promise to protect you You'll hear me in your dreams; the voices in your head; Question if I'm real I'll make your family dissapear; You'll see I love you more than you could ever understand I love you so much it makes my eyes bleed But don't you try and find me; I'm real like the voices that you hear; I'm real like the promises I made to make your family dissapear; You only breathe because I let you; I also made the earth and put the Devil here to test you I never f**in' rest dude My voice inside your head is like a guide to all your fears I promise you I'm real, I'll make your family dissapear I used to be a stupid f**in' dinosaur Everybody thinks that I'm a motherf**in' alien I change my mind a couple times and everybody thinks I'm f**in' crazy; Guest list to the universe, you'll never understand me; Speak about the Devil once or twice and I get beat up The Devil isn't real, just relax and get your feet up; Jesus said; nothing you morons; 'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil 'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil 'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil I'm not scared of the dark; Or zombies or the boogie man; I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see I'm not scared of motherf**ing monsters and ghosts and goblins I'm not scared of f**in' conmen or freaks; I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus or that other guy I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends; I'm not scared of God