Petty Ca$h - Public Accounting Anthem lyrics

Chorus I do this all for my firm man Got a nice car and a game plan Do this every day like a job fam Accounting's got me kicking like a tin can I know the national I know the big four I know the private, government, and offshore I keep my books clean like the bookstore CPA 'til I die or get more Verse 1 I went to college, degrees that give me knowledge, this sheet hanging on my wall should really say alcoholic My paycheck is symbolic, of everything I achieved, just look how far I've gotten with my accounting degree When I finished up, got my master's not a problem, my accolades was stackin', like the cash in clients wallets Rolling through these cycles, clients bragging that I'm brilliant, got the manager all siked he knows that we about to k** it When my documents on point, and I finish review point, all I do's, sit and wait, get the call to get anoint Ed Murphy with the fun, Chef Curry with the pen, whipping up workpaper templates prior year back from the dead All I know is CPA, cause I do this every day, cause accounting is my life, this is what I got to say All I know is CPA, cause I do this every day, cause accounting is my life, this is what I got to say Chorus I do this all for my firm man Got a nice car and a game plan Do this every day like a job fam Accounting's got me kicking like a tin can I know the national I know the big four I know the private, government, and offshore I keep my books clean like the bookstore CPA 'til I die or get more Verse 2 I footed columns, I cross footed the rows, I take the time to tick and tie each number to its home I found the sources, I factored in the context, I'm making clients happy call me Pharrell with my nonsense I got my pension going not to mention cash flow flowing, over throwing all the leaders, catching fire like a heater, when I touch an audit cycle, it's like dashing 100 meters, turn around at year end, prepare to do it all again The haters gunna hate me, Kid Cudi said "Erase Me", my face is fame up in the cloud, the race you cannot tame me I'm working my way up the ladder, partner haircut, no mad hatter, say my name, I'm all the matter, at round tables I'm the chatter Chatting up a storm, in the office where I roam, try to get investments done, try to get opex alone Working on employee comp, did accruals at my home, ask me about cash? Did it 'bout a week ago!! Chorus - 2x I do this all for my firm man Got a nice car and a game plan Do this every day like a job fam Accounting's got me kicking like a tin can I know the national I know the big four I know the private, government, and offshore I keep my books clean like the bookstore CPA 'til I die or get more