I used to be a bird (a bird) Specifically a dove (a dove) A hunter came and shot me down I choked on blood and flapped my wings, choked on blood and flapped my wings, choked on blood and flapped my wings and then I fell in love Then I became a climber (a climber) Climbing on mountain tops (the tops) I stepped and heard the ice crack slipped right into acrobats gave up hope and cut my rope and then I fell in love, with, George W. Clooney, George W. Clooney, (yat da dat da da) George W. Clooney, (yat da dat da) George W. Clooney ahhh- I love you, for knowing things I love for being creative I love you, you're so rough (and cute) I love you when you get real The first time I saw you You were looking so cute and rough in that army movie so I held my breath until the credits until I became asphyxiated and as I pa**ed out-, I think I fell in love, with, George W. Clooney, George W. Clooney, George W. Clooney, George W. Clooney (and I wept on my pillow) Oh, ohhh-