Peter Chao - Douche lyrics

[Verse 1] It feels like a perfect night... To beat your ugly face... Better of the bestest... (Ah Ah × 2) [Verse 2] It feels like a perfect night... To have a screaming fight... To fight lots of strangers... (Ah Ah× 2) [Pre-Chorus] Yea... I'm such a f**ing douche just call me Chris Brown... Except for that little thing about beating girls... Tonight's the night when we forget about 'em rent-a-cops... On the block... AH AH! [Chorus] I don't know about you... But I'm feeling like a douche... Don't you dare mess with me now 'cause... I got that Kung-Fu... You don't wanna test me... Or you'll be kinda screwed... Damn you dare mess with me now 'cause... Just try and you'll discover... I'm a douche... I'm a douche... [Verse 3] It feels like one of those fights... Where you think you'll win... But you're dead wrong... I'm gonna f**ing beat you! It feels like one of those fights... You think it will be fair... But then I kick your penis... I'm such an a**hole... [Pre-Chorus] I'm such a f**ing douche just call me Donald Trump... Except for that little part about being rich... Tonight's the night when we forget about our lords' name... Jesus Christ... AH AH! [Chorus] I don't know about you... But I'm feeling like a douche... Don't you dare mess with me now 'cause... I got that Kung-Fu... You don't wanna test me... Or you'll be kinda screwed... Damn you dare mess with me now 'cause... Just try and you'll discover... I'm a douche... I'm a douche... [Bridge] It seems like I'm being rude... You look like a stupid b**h... It feels like I'm being cool... You just look like sh**... Looks like I got some too... You have some nice b**bs... I have to touch those... I have to touch you... Douche... Douche... Du Du Du Du HEY! [Chorus] I don't know about you... But I'm feeling like a douche... Don't you dare mess with me now 'cause... I got that Kung-Fu... You don't wanna test me... Or you'll be kinda screwed... Damn you dare mess with me now 'cause... Just try and you'll discover... I'm a douche... I'm a douche... [Bridge] It seems like I'm being rude... You look like a stupid b**h... It feels like I'm being cool... You just look like sh**... Looks like I got some too... You have some nice b**bs... I have to touch those... I have to touch you...