I like your Siamese cat I like your cowboy hat But I don't like your daughter She's just so spoilt and mean A regular teenage queen You gave her everything but time [Chorus] I'm breaking up I'm breaking up I'm breaking up with you I don't want nothing to do with this I ain't no glutton for punishment She got you hoppin' like a frog (Go bullfrog) We'll never have a minute of peace She never gonna leave us be I didn't sign up for abuse You let her get away with murder You say you're so afraid you'll hurt her Well I can see it's just no use [Chorus] I like your Siamese cat I like your cowboy hat But I don't like your daughter