Peter Antony Motteux - Gargantua and Pantagruel (Chap. 2.7) lyrics

How Pantagruel came to Paris, and of the choice books of the Library of St. Victor. After that Pantagruel had studied very well at Orleans, he resolved to see the great University at Paris; but, before his departure, he was informed that there was a huge big bell at St. Anian in the said town of Orleans, under the ground, which had been there above two hundred and fourteen years, for it was so great that they could not by any device get it so much as above the ground, although they used all the means that are found in Vitruvius de Architectura, Albertus de Re Aedificatoria, Euclid, Theon, Archimedes, and Hero de Ingeniis; for all that was to no purpose. Wherefore, condescending heartily to the humble request of the citizens and inhabitants of the said town, he determined to remove it to the tower that was erected for it. With that he came to the place where it was, and lifted it out of the ground with his little finger as easily as you would have done a hawk's bell or bellwether's tingle-tangle; but, before he would carry it to the foresaid tower or steeple appointed for it, he would needs make some music with it about the town, and ring it alongst all the streets as he carried it in his hand, wherewith all the people were very glad. But there happened one great inconveniency, for with carrying it so, and ringing it about the streets, all the good Orleans wine turned instantly, waxed flat and was spoiled, which nobody there did perceive till the night following; for every man found himself so altered and a-dry with drinking these flat wines, that they did nothing but spit, and that as white as Malta cotton, saying, We have of the Pantagruel, and our very throats are salted. This done, he came to Paris with his retinue. And at his entry everyone came out to see him—as you know well enough that the people of Paris is sottish by nature, by B flat and B sharp—and beheld him with great astonishment, mixed with no less fear that he would carry away the palace into some other country, a remotis, and far from them, as his father formerly had done the great peal of bells at Our Lady's Church to tie about his mare's neck. Now after he had stayed there a pretty space, and studied very well in all the seven liberal arts, he said it was a good town to live in, but not to die; for that the grave-digging rogues of St. Innocent used in frosty nights to warm their bums with dead men's bones. In his abode there he found the library of St. Victor a very stately and magnific one, especially in some books which were there, of which followeth the Repertory and Catalogue, Et primo,  The for Godsake of Salvation.  The Codpiece of the Law.  The Slipshoe of the Decretals.  The Pomegranate of Vice.  The Clew-bottom of Theology.  The Duster or Foxtail-flap of Preachers, composed by Turlupin.  The Churning Ballock of the Valiant.  The Henbane of the Bishops.  Marmotretus de baboonis et apis, cum Commento Dorbellis.  Decretum Universitatis Parisiensis super gorgiasitate muliercularum    ad placitum.  The Apparition of Sancte Geltrude to a Nun of Poissy, being in    travail at the bringing forth of a child.  Ars honeste fartandi in societate, per Marcum Corvinum (Ortuinum).  The Mustard-pot of Penance.  The Gamashes, alias the Boots of Patience.  Formicarium artium.  De brodiorum usu, et honestate quartandi, per Sylvestrem Prioratem    Jacobinum.  The Cosened or Gulled in Court.  The Frail of the Scriveners.  The Marriage-packet.  The Cruizy or Crucible of Contemplation.  The Flimflams of the Law.  The Prickle of Wine.  The Spur of Cheese.  Ruboffatorium (Decrotatorium) scholarium.  Tartaretus de modo cacandi.  The Bravades of Rome.  Bricot de Differentiis Browsarum.  The Tailpiece-Cushion, or Close-breech of Discipline.  The Cobbled Shoe of Humility.  The Trivet of good Thoughts.  The Kettle of Magnanimity.  The Cavilling Entanglements of Confessors.  The Snatchfare of the Curates.  Reverendi patris fratris Lubini, provincialis Bavardiae, de gulpendis    lardslicionibus libri tres.  Pasquilli Doctoris Marmorei, de capreolis cum artichoketa comedendis,    tempore Papali ab Ecclesia interdicto.  The Invention of the Holy Cross, personated by six wily Priests.  The Spectacles of Pilgrims bound for Rome.  Majoris de modo faciendi puddinos.  The Bagpipe of the Prelates.  Beda de optimitate triparum.  The Complaint of the Barristers upon the Reformation of Comfits.  The Furred Cat of the Solicitors and Attorneys.  Of Peas and Bacon, cum Commento.  The Small Vales or Drinking Money of the Indulgences.  Praeclarissimi juris utriusque Doctoris Maistre Pilloti, &c.,    Scrap-farthingi de botchandis glossae Accursianae Triflis repetitio    enucidi-luculidissima.  Stratagemata Francharchiaeri de Baniolet.  Carlbumpkinus de Re Militari cum Figuris Tevoti.  De usu et utilitate flayandi equos et equas, authore Magistro nostro    de Quebecu.  The Sauciness of Country-Stewards.  M.N. Rostocostojambedanesse de mustarda post prandium servienda,    libri quatuordecim, apostillati per M. Vaurillonis.  The Covillage or Wench-tribute of Promoters.  (Jabolenus de Cosmographia Purgatorii.)  Quaestio subtilissima, utrum Chimaera in vacuo bonbinans possit    comedere secundas intentiones; et fuit debatuta per decem    hebdomadas in Consilio Constantiensi.  The Bridle-champer of the Advocates.  Smutchudlamenta Scoti.  The Rasping and Hard-scraping of the Cardinals.  De calcaribus removendis, Decades undecim, per M. Albericum de Rosata.  Ejusdem de castramentandis criminibus libri tres.  The Entrance of Anthony de Leve into the Territories of Brazil.  (Marforii, bacalarii cubantis Romae) de peelandis aut unskinnandis   blurrandisque Cardinalium mulis.  The said Author's Apology against those who allege that the Pope's    mule doth eat but at set times.  Prognosticatio quae incipit, Silvii Triquebille, balata per M.N., the    deep-dreaming gull Sion.  Boudarini Episcopi de emulgentiarum profectibus Aeneades novem,    cum privilegio Papali ad triennium et postea non.  The sh**abranna of the Maids.  The Bald Arse or Peeled Breech of the Widows.  The Cowl or Capouch of the Monks.  The Mumbling Devotion of the Celestine Friars.  The Pa**age-toll of Beggarliness.  The Teeth-chatter or Gum-didder of Lubberly Lusks.  The Paring-shovel of the Theologues.  The Drench-horn of the Masters of Arts.  The Scullions of Olcam, the uninitiated Clerk.  Magistri N. Lickdishetis, de garbellisiftationibus horarum canonicarum,    libri quadriginta.  Arsiversitatorium confratriarum, incerto authore.  The Gulsgoatony or Rasher of Cormorants and Ravenous Feeders.  The Rammishness of the Spaniards supergivuregondigaded by Friar Inigo.  The Muttering of Pitiful Wretches.  Dastardismus rerum Italicarum, authore Magistro Burnegad.  R. Lullius de Batisfolagiis Principum.  Calibistratorium caffardiae, authore M. Jacobo Hocstraten hereticometra.  Codtickler de Magistro nostrandorum Magistro nostratorumque beuvetis,    libri octo galantissimi.  The Crackarades of Balists or stone-throwing Engines, Contrepate    Clerks, Scriveners, Brief-writers, Rapporters, and Papal    Bull-despatchers lately compiled by Regis.  A perpetual Almanack for those that have the gout and the pox.  Manera sweepandi fornacellos per Mag. Eccium.  The Shable or Scimetar of Merchants.  The Pleasures of the Monachal Life.  The Hotchpot of Hypocrites.  The History of the Hobgoblins.  The Ragamuffinism of the pensionary maimed Soldiers.  The Gulling Fibs and Counterfeit shows of Commissaries.  The Litter of Treasurers.  The Juglingatorium of Sophisters.  Antipericatametanaparbeugedamphicribrationes Toordicantium.  The Periwinkle of Ballad-makers.  The Push-forward of the Alchemists.  The Niddy-noddy of the Satchel-loaded Seekers, by Friar Bindfastatis.  The Shackles of Religion.  The Racket of Swag-waggers.  The Leaning-stock of old Age.  The Muzzle of Nobility.  The Ape's Paternoster.  The Crickets and Hawk's-bells of Devotion.  The Pot of the Ember-weeks.  The Mortar of the Politic Life.  The Flap of the Hermits.  The Riding-hood or Monterg of the Penitentiaries.  The Trictrac of the Knocking Friars.  Blockheadodus, de vita et honestate bragadochiorum.  Lyrippii Sorbonici Moralisationes, per M. Lupoldum.  The Carrier-horse-bells of Travellers.  The Bibbings of the tippling Bishops.  Dolloporediones Doctorum Coloniensium adversus Reuclin.  The Cymbals of Ladies.  The Dunger's Martingale.  Whirlingfriskorum Chasemarkerorum per Fratrem Crackwoodloguetis.  The Clouted Patches of a Stout Heart.  The Mummery of the Racket-keeping Robin-goodfellows.  Gerson, de auferibilitate Papae ab Ecclesia.  The Catalogue of the Nominated and Graduated Persons.  Jo. Dytebrodii, terribilitate excommunicationis libellus acephalos.  Ingeniositas invocandi diabolos et diabolas, per M. Guingolphum.  The Hotchpotch or Gallimaufry of the perpetually begging Friars.  The Morris-dance of the Heretics.  The Whinings of Cajetan.  Muddisnout Doctoris Cherubici, de origine Roughfootedarum, et    Wryneckedorum ritibus, libri septem.  Sixty-nine fat Breviaries.  The Nightmare of the five Orders of Beggars.  The Skinnery of the new Start-ups extracted out of the fallow-bu*t,    incornifistibulated and plodded upon in the angelic sum.  The Raver and idle Talker in cases of Conscience.  The Fat Belly of the Presidents.  The Baffling Flouter of the Abbots.  Sutoris adversus eum qui vocaverat eum Slabsauceatorem, et quod    Slabsauceatores non sunt damnati ab Ecclesia.  Cacatorium medicorum.  The Chimney-sweeper of Astrology.  Campi clysteriorum per paragraph C.  The Bumsquibcracker of Apothecaries.  The Kissbreech of Chirurgery.  Justinian*s de Whiteleperotis tollendis.  Antidotarium animae.  Merlinus Coccaius, de patria diabolorum.  The Practice of Iniquity, by Cleuraunes Sadden.  The Mirror of Baseness, by Radnecu Waldenses.  The Engrained Rogue, by Dwarsencas Eldenu.  The Merciless Cormorant, by Hoxinidno the Jew. Of which library some books are already printed, and the rest are now at the press in this noble city of Tubingen.