Peter And The Test Tube Babies - sh** British Tour lyrics

Brighton- They stood at the bar, London- Too stuck up, Cornwall- Too far to go. sh** tour, we should have stayed at home, I don't wanna go on no sh** British tour no more. Retford- Tight promoter, Liverpool- They can't afford us. Carlisle- There's no P.A, Glasgow- To be arranged. Well take me down to the south of Spain, where the punters dance and it never rains. Take me back to the U.S.A, where they give you lots of free c**aine. Leeds- Was full of goths, Richmond- Full of toffs. Sheffield- Gorgon and her mate, we all got flu and Trap got laid. No way, Retford, Porterhouse, no way, Leeds, Adam and Eves. No way, four cans of Top Bra**, five pounds for chips you must be f**ing joking. Johnny Clarke, up your arse, no way, I wanna hotel not a punk squat to sleep in.