Pete Mills - Merry Trishmas lyrics

[Hook] So get that rock from your man and have a merry Trishmas Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas Get that money from your parents, have a merry Trishmas Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas Eat all the candy, don't share any money Have a merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas [Verse 1] Trisha says this holiday Is for you and you alone Trisha says, this holiday Go and get that brand new phone Oh, so selfish, making this Trishmas Better than Heaven Heaven is a place we go when we die So spend all your money, don't ask why I'm your angel Trisha, see my pretty wings So let's celebrate and buy nice things [Hook] [Verse 2] Trisha says, this holiday Go and be a superficial fat chick Trisha says, this holiday Eat all the turkey, making out with St. Nick Be a lazy b**h, Trishmas is for you and you and me O-M-Jesus! Love you Jesus, seriously! Heaven is a place we go when we die So spend all your money, don't ask why For Jesus loves you while he's loving me Trishmas is the greediness we need [Extended Hook] So get that rock from your man and have a merry Trishmas Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas Get that money from your parents, have a merry Trishmas Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas Eat all the candy, don't share any money Just eat all the candy, don't share any money Have a merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas A merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas Muah!