Pete Brown & Phil Ryan - Don't Take Your Fish to the Swimming Pool lyrics

There's a lot of competition Round the world today And 'cause I'm scared for my position I keep my darlin' stashed away I give her lots of greasin' And she loves me up real good We're like the happiest people In our neighbourhood Just remember this And you'll never look a fool Don't take your fish to the swimming pool Used to be my big ambition To have some really flashy stuff That everyone would hit on I could never get enough of that But I put her in a dolls house And showed her off to all my friends Now she's living out in Malibu Where the rainbows never end You may get your wish But here's the golden rule Don't take your fish to the swimming pool Now my s** drive's been cemented over The hair has fallen from my lead But I'm living out my life in clover 'Cause I got myself a robot woman instead (She's a lot more scenic And a lot more hygienic And a lot less aggro...) Now I'm right out of condition Working for my baby all the time I'm out of ammunition But what I've got is really mine Nobody can take her from me And there ain't nobody knows We just stay in all night together That's the way love grows... You will lose your dish And you will blow your entire cool So don't take your fish to the swimming pool