Lights, Models, Guestlists.... Just do your best darling.... Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you? Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you? Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you? Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you? Dull, Souless aren't you? Bit bit bit bop bop bop Dull, Souless aren't you? Ride on time, Ride on time Dull Souless aren't you? Bit bit bit bop bop bop Dull Souless aren't you? Techno, Techno bloody techno darling! Absolutely Fabulous, We're Absolutely Fabulous Absolutely Fabulous ......It's fabulous darling Absolutely Fabulous ....It's fabulous....Good Darling (mmmm) you are fabulous, wonderful individual (oh thank you ) and remember (mmmm) I know you longer than your daughter Champas alright for you Pat's?.....Lovely Sweetie Do we finish off the Beluga or have some smoke salmon and nibbly things Oh whatever sweetie......Alright we'll finish off the Beluga Lacroix sweetie lacroix Lacroix sweetie lacroix Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie!! Absolutely Fabulous It's Bloody Pet Shop Boys Sweetie We're Absolutely Fabulous Let the music lift you up darling Absolutely Fabulous It's Bloody Pet Shop Boys Sweetie Absolutely Fabulous Are you ready for this sweetie Chanel Dior Lagerfeld Givenchy Gaultier darling names names names! Haarpers Templar English Vogue American Vogue French Vogue Bloody-Abba-bloody sinian Vogue darling! Lacroix sweetie lacroix Lacroix sweetie lacroix Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie!! Absolutely Fabulous Pump up the volume We're Absolutely Fabulous Just put the needle on the record Absolutely Fabulous Pump up the volume Absolutely Fabulous Are you read for this sweetie? Bridge Dull, Souless aren't you? (repeatedly continuously in the background) I mean......I was just trying to live my bloody life you know Get from a to b and do a little shopping; Only to find that infact life is controlled for me by Bits of bloody, bloody buggery bits of paper I mean why can't life just be made a little bit easier for everybody You know and why do we pay bloody taxes? I know, you know to buy railings to put outside bloody shops And stupid people can't run into the bloody road But you know, we're not all stupid, we don't all need nursemaiding Why don't we just have a stupidity tax and just tax the STUPID PEOPLE! It's fabulous....good....thank you Chanel Dior Lagerfeld Givenchy Gaultier darling names names names! Haarpers Templar English Vogue American Vogue French Vogue Bloody-Abba-bloody sinian Vogue darling! Oh he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights Buns sooooo tight he was bouncing off the; Buns sooooo tight he was bouncing off the; Buns sooooo tight he was bouncing off the walls.....bye Pats Lacroix sweetie lacroix sweetie Lacroix sweetie la, la, la, lacroix sweetie Absolutely Fabulous Let the music lift you up darling Absolutely Fabulous Dull, Souless aren't you? Absolutely Fabulous It's Bloody Pet Shop Boys Sweetie Absolutely Fabulous Are you ready for this sweetie? (chanting) I'm chanting as we speak bye bye darling.... (chanting) Sweetie sweetie sweetie, sweetie! (chanting) Champas alright for you Pat's?.....Lovely Sweetie.... (chanting) I'm chanting as we speak bye bye darling --- .