Percy Miracles (Phonte) - Cheatin' lyrics

[Phonte as Percy Miracles] Baby, we've been together for so long... And I just don't know...why you continue to do me The way you wanna do me? I checked your cell phone, and I saw a number I didn't notice he called on that... So somethin' tells me, either yo' mama done change her number... *inhales* or you CHEAT-IN' *exhales* How could you do this to me after all these years? Girl I don't know what in the f** you think this is Always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home Sorry girl, you busted now, I saw the number on yo' cell phone, you cheatin' [Hook] You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you triflin' ho) Heavy breathing, (yes you was) now I'm leavin'... (I got to walk out right now, cause I just can't take it girl, you was cheatin') You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you dirty b**h) Heavy breathing (yes you was), now I'm leavin'... (I got to get outta here, cause I just can't take it no more) [Mr. Diggs - Ronald Isley impersonator] La-laaah, Percy don't you know-ho... We been through this type of thing before-hore [Percy] Oooooooh Lord But this time it's different, I know I ain't trippin I looked in the cell phone, saw another man's digits [Mr. Diggs] Now, you must be trippin', cause you know it's not the same She caught you from her mama house and maybe her number changed [Percy] No, she got the two-thousand minute plan, callin' her minuteman I'm packin' the kids up, we gone in the minivan (no don't do it Percy) [Hook: (Percy) + Mr. Diggs] You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) To the window, to the wall, to the wall, oh you k**ing me skeet-skeetin' (you cold busted) Heavy breathing No Percy (out the door), now I'm leavin'... No, no no.. (No mo' checks and no mo' CHILD support) Oh my gawd-hod, no You was cheatin' (f** that..), caught you creepin' (I can't believe she would do this to me) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' Give it another chance, Percy Heavy breathing (She don't deserve it), now I'm leavin'... no, no (no, no, no she don't) Let me count the ways that I loved you girl [Bridge: background singers] I say, one, two, three, four, five Really wanted you to be my wife And I say six, seven, eight, nine, ten Really wanted you to be my friend And I say eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen Can't, think of nothing that rhyme wit', fifteen [Percy (Mr. Diggs)] Ooooh Lord, the background singers just messed up (Well, Percy I don't give a f**) Well, tell me where we gonna go (We're going to "The Minstrel Shooooooooooow") [Hook] You was cheatin' (yes she was), caught you creepin' To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (We're live at the show and I just DON'T know where to go, baby) Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'... (Ooohh, I'm so hurt, I'm so tired, I don't know what to do I'm so turned around and I just turn around of seein' faces And then +I+ just wanna fall out and die...) You was cheatin' [I know how you feel Percy], caught you creepin' (You don't understand) To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' [Believe me, I know how you FEEL-EEL] Heavy breathing (How do you know?), now I'm leavin'... [You know in your heart, that you, don't, want, nobody but, HERRRR] Whoo! Thank you! (Thank you, thank you everyone) Thank you "Minstrel Show" (Thank ya) Thank ya, I'm Percy Miracles, Mr. Diggs... (Thank ya!) You sound so wonderful, baby [*Mr. Diggs harmonize*] Thank ya, thank ya! "Hi, this is Devon Callender out of Brooklyn, New York And you're watching the biggest colored show on earth 'The Minstrel Show'"