Produced By: Thes One Yo..check it out One time for ya' mizzle... (banter) Old English 800, or the Genuine Draft Livin' the High Life but Steel Reserved when it's bad You can say I have a problem but I say they help me solve 'em Drinkin' 40s wit' my n***a dog and all the dudes who bought em It seems I have evolved in to this party animal I be drunk and talkin' sh**, while you pricks take it light Get off the mic and let me babble 'bout the days of old When I was young ya didn't know ice teas could be so cold All I knew was colors..and that stuff my mom made Nowadays I drink just like it's the purple kool aid Bro go easy on the ice and add a little more smirnoff So by the time I reach the bottom I can be clear off Dont thitnk it's 'bout to end I say it's 'bout to begin Take off my shirt, show my belly, offend a few of my friends Ask Kid Lex we be doin' the most on Melrose with a 5th in hand, yellin' at hoes And ain't gettin' no play from the ladies who pa** sh**, we're drunk, breath stinkin' without a inch of cla** And that's alright with me, cuz baby I'm the Big Mac (Jibberish/Scratch) I'm 'bout to cop a fat sack Cause n***as be like "Every time I see you K, you drunk." Remarks like that will get 'em judged as a punk You ain't Crunk, buddy I'll take your latest hip-hop money Divide it wit' my friends so we can all get funny Keep your thoughts to yourself, cuz on the real cousin', I'm buzzin' Tell your peoples I'm a muthaf**a..case they thought I wasn't Mom said: "Chill out..or watch your life go down" Saw what happened to a friend, well it won't happen again And I promise: most functional, this bottle here's my petrol Force field for the unreal...I got no time to k** Plus..the first time I took a nip I didn't sip Couple of wine coolers took exactly what it was What a buzz! Had the young Double stone-knocked-out Like a s**a who stepped and posed a threat when I went You can call me what you want: A damn drunk or a fool But I'm the first to pa** out and make the sh** look cool Incidents like that are few like the brew zima or tequiza That's for women...somebady pa** the gin and powerade Yo it's also time to drink..get off the track I'mma chill with my buddies and toss a few back...