It's so smooth I wanna talk about suave, smooth, velvet, silky conversation I got the cap to you wet baby As I whisper in your ear just what you wanna hear Coming from the left, the right, the front for real Playa Hamm's coming and going But returning, blurring, blazing, dazing and reoccurring Simply because I have something to say and a way with words in which they flow, okay Now my experience got me leary of certain times But I have no gripes with those not quite yet ripe My laugh fertilizes, I'm wise beyond my years To help the groom grow as long as they don't do lowPlaya Hamm And I get it if I want it but I won't complicate this Nor will I break to take an eight ball kiss But I will break a rhyme to make you worth that glorious maxims Playa Hamm you can trust, seldom particulabar when in pain on purpose To buy this is delectable don't have surplus And see, playing and slaying no disobeying You soothe and twist and puff this and get a rush, it's smooth It's so smooth Yeah, we're so smooth Now verse one was in reference to my conversation It's true player style that I choose as my preference Sounding like several MCs all at once is so genious Yet still no other sounds like me Playa Hamm is defined as one like no other If I wasn't a player I'd be a pimp like my brother To talk about smooth I am by you my steeper Little in more unique this is the clique of Penthouse Players And tweak ain't so jazzy I picked a rhythm and so now they want get past me Smoother like me and I'm glad to be acquainted with the lyrics of Playa Hamm This beat must be tainted with Tainted, imposters, impure, they tried But in a matter of seconds I obliged it and s**ers cried It's too smooth I can't fade it Freaky fad said hell Playa we don't get paids by the time Cause the s**er almost did it But the true playa style only trues can get with it And fly and die and tender we called ten chillers They all in it and they damn so go in cause it's smooth It's so smooth Yeah, we're so smooth Now do you break it down so I can too And it's still the perps who frown and and get clowned Cause Penthouse Playa Ham is just one of the freshest And if I am just bragging it's cause I feel I'm best at Writing and reciting rhymes that are vivid Why are they so vivid cause people see I live it 24 hours a day I am just playing Each and every day I exist I can boss the cat That is smoother to sue the savvy s**er And if I'm ever faded I think I can manage To worry of seven or eleven it takes a while I'm not the only great one but I'm the smoothest out there Whats gonna mind and the freaks say I like I like his voice And Playa Hamm is their choice The MC the party my mac it's them dripping And when I catch em slipping hell I'm slipping right in But one time there was one chinchilla so smooth The story is a thriller She swept me off my feet led me by my nature I chased her and chased her I can still taste her She's so smooth Baby, you're so smooth Smooth as newborn baby's booty Silky smooth as cognac Wee as soapy women Smooth as the DV suit I got stitched on my back Smooth as a 57 Fleetwood Cadillac Can I just hear to let you know I said can I just hear to let you know what it is to be smooth You're so smooth