I know my ways are unorthodox, but honey I got too much love to be settling down or waiting for the one Im twenty-one and I like to rush in cause darling thats the fun of it so four times a year, lets fall in love Well have a Time-Share Romance when were in the same town a Time-Share Romance cuz I cant settle down a Time-Share Romance and its all understood- well leave out all the fighting and get down to the goods Now I could love a philosopher, comedian, photographer, an artist or musician, or a man good in the kitchen, but it seems to me it ends the same- every time were afraid to change but if we know its coming, it might ease the pain Well have a Time-Share Romance when were in the same town a Time-Share Romance cuz I cant settle down a Time-Share Romance and its all understood- well leave out all the fighting and get down to the goods But the truth is I always seem to find myself alone with only the comfort of numbers filling up my phone Well there must be a man who is all of these things, but once I find him Ill have to give up all my flings (Forget it!) Well have a Time-Share Romance when were in the same town a Time-Share Romance cuz I cant settle down a Time-Share Romance and its all understood- well leave out all the fighting and get down to the goods