Jughead don't know what he's missin' That redhead don't know what he's got Betty should pick her friends a bit better Ronnie knows what she's doing What's hot is hot Yeah, what's not is not Veronica See what she's got on What you're doin's wrong Or maybe it's too right She dry strokes me with her wardrobe Her tan shape just makes me sick Her profile just takes away my weak legs Aw, she's so smart She's a pistol Veronica See what she's got on What you're doin's wrong Or maybe it's too right She don't know me She don't care to see me Page after page I'm turnin' Time after time I'm burnin' Howdy Miss Lodge, you little co*k tease, clothes horse, poor little rich girl Why don't you come over here, so I can raise your little skirt up, over your narrow hips, Oh, and spank your perfect a**, spank your perfect a**, spank your perfect a**. Your little blonde friend can join right in. Can you imagine What she smells like? Can you imagine, hey, How her skin feels? So well oiled Such a b**h, so ready My god, how my mind reels Oh, how my mind reels Veronica Hey, I'd like to make you blush Bet your carpets plush I've probably said too much You don't know me You don't care to see me Page after page I'm turnin' Time after time I'm burnin'