Paul Westerberg - $100 Groom lyrics

She wore them cowboy boots Couldn't ignore, she looked so cute She was one that I liked best Couldn't believe her two-buck dress I'll go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge And I'm your hundred-dollar groom Promise not to leave the room Even if I gotta vomit Oh I'm your hundred-dollar groom Baby, I'll hop the broom Although I'd rather limbo underneath it She spent all of my cash And I broke out in a rash As long as I can make you laugh It's been awhile, might say it's high time It ain't getting' better, let's go for a ride Go downtown and find some crooked judge And I'm your hundred-dollar groom Won't leave the room Even I have to vomit Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom Baby I'll hop that broom Though I'd rather limbo underneath it I've let you down in the past I can't let you down anymore Yeah, hundred-dollar groom Baby we're in that room She's my better half When she makes me laugh When she don't, she ain't The one that I like best With the two-buck dress She ain't no saint Go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge And I'll be your hundred-dollar groom Promise not to leave the room Even if I have to vomit Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom Baby I'll hop the broom Rather limbo underneath it Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom