Paul Simon - Shoplifting Clothes lyrics

Simon-Walcott Vampires Din Din Din Din Shopliftin clothes Din Din Din Din Shopliftin clothes Din Din Din Din Din Din Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes. Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes. Tells you how far your hard earned money goes. Clerk #1 Come on in, boys. Get yourself a better view. Have a look around. See if anything appeals to you. We got a sale right now. Clerk #2 You buy one, you get two. Clerk #1 Just look at the way that fabric drapes your legs. Now imagine that with a saddle stitch and a 12 inch leg. Women see you coming, they'll get down on their knees and beg! Vampires Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes. Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes. Tells you how far your hard earned money goes. Clerk #2 We're featuring the Ivy League look. It's conservative Clerk #1 But it's cool. Clerk #2 And with the mister V collar - woah! - Now you're breaking all the rules! How about a shark skin suit? Shines just like a j**el. Clerk #1 If it's a hat you require, let me show you one of our stingy brims. Here, check yourself out in the mirror. This shipment just come in. Clerk #2 Man, that hat is you! Clerk #1 That hat is him. Clerk #2 Oh, sorry my man, but the cape is not for sale. I've got a new shipment coming in any day now, via the air mail. Yes, this item is going to be very fashionable, come the fall. Vampires Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes. Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes. Tells you how far your hard earned money goes.