Paul Simon - Punky's Dilemma lyrics

[Verse 1] Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A., Casually glancing at his toupee [Verse 2] Wish I was an English muffin 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster I'd ease myself down Comin' up brown I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan [Bridge] Ah, South California [Verse 3] If I become a first lieutenant Would you put my photo on your piano? "To Maryjane-- Best wishes, Martin" Old Roger draft-dodger Leavin' by the basement door Everybody knows what he's Tippy-toeing down there for [Outro] Oh, really?